الوسم: Money

money 2024.

I can buy a house,but not a home

I can buy you a bed,but not sleep

I can buy you aclock,but not time

I can you a book,but not knowledge

Ican buy you a position,but not respect

I can buy you medicine,but not health

I can buy you blood,but not life[/align]


So you see mony is not every thing.I told you all
this because i am your friend as your friend, i
want to take your pain and suffering.So send me all your money and i will suffer for you.A true

friend like you will never find

MoNeY .!!!! 2024.

Money

It can buy a house
But not a home

It can buy a clock
But not time
It can buy you a position
But it not respect

It can buy you a bed
But not sleep
It can buy you a book
But not knowledge

It can buy you medicine
But not health

It can buy you blood
But not life

So you see money isn’t everything
And it often causes pain and suffering
I tell you this because I am your friend
And as your friend I want to
Take away your pain and suffering!!

So
Send me all your money
And i will suffer for you!
Cash only please

funny story >>> money 2024.

There was a man who worked all of his life and saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. I wanna take my money to the afterlife." So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she would put all the money in the casket with him. Well, one day he died. He was stretched out in the casket, the wife was sitting there in black next to her closest friend. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said "Wait just a minute!" She had a shoe box with her, she came over with the box and placed it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away. Her friend said, "I hope you weren’t crazy enough to put all that money in the casket." "Yes," the wife said, "I promised. I’m a good Christian, I can’t lie. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him." "You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the casket with him?" "I sure did. I got it all together, put it into my account and I wrote him a check."