There was a man who worked all of his life and saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. I wanna take my money to the afterlife." So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she would put all the money in the casket with him. Well, one day he died. He was stretched out in the casket, the wife was sitting there in black next to her closest friend. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said "Wait just a minute!" She had a shoe box with her, she came over with the box and placed it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away. Her friend said, "I hope you weren’t crazy enough to put all that money in the casket." "Yes," the wife said, "I promised. I’m a good Christian, I can’t lie. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him." "You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the casket with him?" "I sure did. I got it all together, put it into my account and I wrote him a check."
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funny story<the smart blonde 2024.
A blonde woman boards an airplane. She is extremely exhausted and just wants to take a nap. She finally finds her seat and sits down next to a very curious young man.
He wants to test the whole dub blonde thing and possibly make some money out of it. "Hey, wanna play a game?" he asks her. "No thank you, i just want to take a nap." "Please, its really easy, all you have to do is answer the questions that i ask you. If you don’t know the answer, then you give me five dollars, and if I don’t know the answer to your question, then Ill give you five dollars."
"I really don’t want to do this. I just want to take a nap."
"Oh but PLEASE pretty please. Okay, how about if I don’t know the answer to your question, I’ll give you five hundred dollars." The blonde woman became interested and decided to play the game.
"Okay. How many moons does jupiter have?" the young man asked. The woman reached into her purse and took out a five dollar bill. "What goes up the mountain with three legs and comes back down with four?".
The young man, determined not to lose, gets out his laptop and searches all over the internet for an answered. Flustered and confused, the young man hand the blonde five hundred dollars.
After a few hours, the young man was itching to know the answer to the question."What was the answer to the riddle?" the blonde woman reached into her purse and handed the young man a five dollar bill.
He wants to test the whole dub blonde thing and possibly make some money out of it. "Hey, wanna play a game?" he asks her. "No thank you, i just want to take a nap." "Please, its really easy, all you have to do is answer the questions that i ask you. If you don’t know the answer, then you give me five dollars, and if I don’t know the answer to your question, then Ill give you five dollars."
"I really don’t want to do this. I just want to take a nap."
"Oh but PLEASE pretty please. Okay, how about if I don’t know the answer to your question, I’ll give you five hundred dollars." The blonde woman became interested and decided to play the game.
"Okay. How many moons does jupiter have?" the young man asked. The woman reached into her purse and took out a five dollar bill. "What goes up the mountain with three legs and comes back down with four?".
The young man, determined not to lose, gets out his laptop and searches all over the internet for an answered. Flustered and confused, the young man hand the blonde five hundred dollars.
After a few hours, the young man was itching to know the answer to the question."What was the answer to the riddle?" the blonde woman reached into her purse and handed the young man a five dollar bill.
Just for laughs – funny 2024.
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Just come in and live few funny minutesّّ 2024.
There was a little boy who was in kindergarten and he had to go to the bathroom really bad. the teacher said he couldn’t go unless he said the alphabet first. so the little boy went ahead and recited the alphabet
"ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ" the teacher asked "wheres the P?" and he said "running down my leg"
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Bad Habit
Eight-year-old Sally brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good…mostly As and a couple of Bs. However her teacher had written across the bottom:
"Sally is a smart little girl but she has one fault. She talks too much in school. I have an idea I am going to try which I think may break her of the habit."
Sallys dad signed her report card putting a note on the back:
"Please let me know if your idea works on Sally because I would like to try it out on her mother."
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To shave or not to shave
A married man was visiting his girlfriend one day when she reguested that he shave his beard.
"Oh Michael I like your beard but I would really love to see your handsome face."
Michael replied "My wife loves this beard I couldn’t possibly do it. She would kill me!"
"Oh please?" the girlfriend asked again in a nice little voice.
"Really I cant" he replied. "My wife loves this beard!"
The girlfriend asked once more and he sighed and finally gave in.
That night Michael crawled into bed with his wife while she was sleeping.
The wife woke up somewhat felt his face and replied "Oh Jeffrey you shouldn’t be here. My husband will be home soon!"
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why you live
An 80 year old man recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests the doctor said he was doing fairly well for his age.
A little concerned about that comment he couldnt resist asking the doctor"Do you think Ill live to be 80?
The doctor asked "Do you smoke tobacco or drink beer or wine?
"Oh no" the man replied. "Im dont do drugs either!"
Then the doctor asked "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"
"No my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"
"Do you spend a lot of time in the sunlike playing golfsailinghiking or bicycling?
"No I dont" the man said.
Then the doctor asked"Do you gamble drive fast cars"
"No" he said.
The doctor looked at the man and said:
Then why do you even care about living to 80
hope you like it … best wishes 
Funny 2024.
It’s funny
Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan
Operator: Yes, you can speak to me
Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan
Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this
Caller : I’m Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It’s urgent
Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone ! But what’s this urgent matter about
Caller: Well… just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital
Operator : Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn’t an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don’t have time for this
Caller: You are so rude! Who are you
Operator: I’m Saw Ree
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry . Now give me your name
Operator: That’s what I said. I’m Saw Ree
Caller: Oh ……God
♥♥♥ a heart is funny ♥♥♥ 2024.
It becomes light with laughter and heavy with tears.
It can be softened with love and hardened with hatred.
It becomes warm with generosity and cold with selfishness.
It gives us courage in danger and hope in darkness.
It becomes bright with goodness and dark with evil.
It is given away for love and it comes back filled with happiness.
Heart is a funny organ… and when it breaks, it hurts to the depths of the soul.
