Top 10 Signs You’re Over The Hill
When you sleep, people worry you’re dead
Your back goes out more than you do
Your best friend is dating someone half their age… and aren’t breaking any laws
You wear black socks with sandals
When your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio
It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
Your address book has mostly names that start with Dr
You sit in a rocking chair and can’t get it going.
Getting “lucky” means you found your car in the parking lot
You forgot that you already had your 50th birthday
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